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Paper or plastic governor?

Dear Guv Doogie:

Thank you for signing the bill that bans Arizona cities from banning plastic bags. It’s a bad thing to let people decide what they want. Because you really know your bags and people don’t know Diddley. Have you been to Sasabe? There’s a forest of plastic bags there as far as the eye can see. It would make your day.

Your friend in filth,