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Trump emerges

Gays used to come out of the closet.

Trump, however, has come out of the boys locker room, and is still snapping his towel at selected targets. Cover yourself!

Seems to be a lot of hand wringing among the other Republicans presidential candidates on how to handle The Donald. They all should quit unless they can deal with him on his terms: twist his nipples, grab his ass, give him noogies and pants him.

This is now the essence of the Republican Party.

Let the mud wrestling begin.

Trump tramps the chumps

You have to admit love him or hate him, Trump made Thursday night’s debate lively.

Like when Jeb! the lesser said he never called Trump a buffoon, I was deeply disappointed. If Bush didn’t say it, he should have. And if he did, he should not have lied.  Trump may be a buffoon, but No doubt about it, Trump’s foes are chumps.

Trump strangely reminds one of Teddy Roosevelt. But instead of, “Speak softly and carry a big stick,” Trump’s motto runs more toward, “Shout loud and screw your creditors.”

President Donald Trump, just think, big hair and reality TV come to 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue. Trump’s best bet for VP is obvious: Judge Judy.

The state of American Journalism

It is beyond comprehension. It is unfunny. It is offensive that this passes for journalism. A reminder:

The Washington Post is the newspaper that forced Richard Nixon and Spiro Agnew from office.

Consider then this horseshit.

Donald Trump’s bone spur

This is from thesmokinggun.com:

The son of a wealthy real estate developer, Trump received four student deferments that were followed by a 1968 medical deferment that came a few months after he graduated from the University of Pennsylvania’s Wharton School.

After denigrating McCain during remarks today at the Family Leadership Summit in Ames, Iowa, Trump faced reporters’s questions about his lack of service. Asked about the last of his five deferments, Trump said that his disqualifying medical condition was a bone spur in one of his feet (he could not remember which one). It is unknown on which golf course the injury was sustained.

Clearly, Trump has enlisted Evan Mecham as his political adviser. Never in history of human endeavor has a bone spur permitted such a moron to sling so much bullshit.