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The Botox century

Clearly, Botox is a metaphor for our time.

But I’m not thrilled to have it foisted on me in the form of a Page One sticker. Step right up, ladies and gentlemen, and sip from the botulism pool and look MARVELOUS. It’s the walk-in special at the botulism and dermal filler bar.

You don’t even have to name your poison, but mind the spittoon.

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